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WHAT WOMEN WANT-SHORT STORY

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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a ne... Expand

  Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved
by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his
freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.
Arthur
would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year,he
still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it
seemed an impossible query.

But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's
proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess,

the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would
have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous

through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The
last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to
the witch.

She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her

price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most
noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest
friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had
only
one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He
refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with
Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to
Arthur's life.

And the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was
proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: "What a
woman really wants?" She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was.

The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and

the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached
and,
Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the
bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he
had ever seen lay before him on the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied
that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch,
She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the
time. And the beautiful maiden the other half. "Which would you
prefer? She asked him. "Beautiful during the day ... or at night?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a
beautiful woman to show off to his friends,But at night, in the
privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a
hideous witch
during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy
wondrous,intimate moments with?

     Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge
of
her own life.

Now... what is the moral to this story?

The moral is...

1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!

2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to
get
ugly.

So, always remember: IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!*

*PS: I did not write this but just thought of imparting some wisdom.....